peterparker.co.uk
Web status: questionable
Independent spider journalism since 2004

The
Spider
Is Here.

A heavily unverified archive of sightings, sticky situations, and one man's ongoing refusal to explain the mask.

Case file #0001UK

Peter
Parker?

Identity: allegedly

Do not attempt to contact the spider. He knows where you live.

Public warning

You are already on the web.

This website may contain trace amounts of heroism, unlicensed crawling, and the sound of a man landing badly.

Enter the archive

Recent sightings

Live-ish / London

Croydon tram stop

Whispered “with great power” into a traffic cone.

Above the Tesco Express

Upside down. Motionless. Six minutes.

Peterborough services

Asked for directions to a dimension that is “mostly knees”.

The official-ish merch department

Get the
bad suit.